I receive the most bizarre emails about cooking/food:
“I have a book that I bought years ago where the author has taken the pictures from older cookbooks and written hilarious descriptions of the pictures. I can’t find it. It’s been so long since I saw it that I don’t remember the title or what the book looks like. Can you help me?
I believe the picture of the octopus hotdogs was in it, or one similar.
Thank you,
[redacted]”
Sure thing lady! Why wouldn’t I take time out of my day to help you find a book with octopus hotdogs in it?!



